OH MY GOD I TOLD MY DAD ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GOOGLE SANTORUM
AND NOW HE THINKS THAT I AM PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR IT AND HE TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO TAKE AWAY MY CAR UNLESS I TAKE IT DOWN
I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN
(via alcoholicgifts)
OH MY GOD I TOLD MY DAD ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GOOGLE SANTORUM
AND NOW HE THINKS THAT I AM PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR IT AND HE TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO TAKE AWAY MY CAR UNLESS I TAKE IT DOWN
I DON’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN
(via alcoholicgifts)
I refuse to tell my mother what the “other” definition is. No matter how much she begs, I say “No, it’s way too gross.”