January 2011
@Devyn:
dude I would if i remembered the lyrics!
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So I wrote and recorded two dorky songs once and...
Happy birthday Kari!
Go to Google Images, type in your url, and reblog...
alcoholicgifts:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
lenalovess:
elisetricfeel:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Unicorn Give Away, Never Forget
OMFG, SEX.
And OMFG, again, TIMMY WAS THE SECOND PICTURE -___________-
O_O why?
^^^^^^^^^^
Lol’d so hard
SERIOUSLY?
relevant.
@melody
Anytime. I understand. I’d be so excited about some dragzballs, there’d be this strange mass of energy literally pulsating from my palms.
neverweargreen:
I pray your brakes go out running down a hill I pray a flowerpot falls from a window sill and knocks you in the head like I’d like to I pray your birthday comes and nobody calls I pray you’re flying high when your engine stalls I pray all your dreams never come true Just know wherever you are honey, I pray for you
I have never appreciated country music until this very moment.
Trapped in Cairo: Westerners in the Midst of the... →
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Watchfieryholocaust:
skadefryd-:
There’s no hope with dope
Yeah like I’m taking life tips from Dustin Diamond.
alcoholicgifts:
kellyjolly replied to your post: I just got an email that said
AND THE BEAT KEEPS RUNNIN RUNNIN AND RUNNIN RUNNIN AND RUNNIN RUNNIN AND RUNNIN RUNNIN AND RUNNIN RUNNIN AND RUNNIN RUNNIN AND RUNNIN RUNNIN AND RUNNIN RUNNIN AND RUNNIN RUNNIN AND RUNNIN RUNNIN AND RUNNIN RUNNIN AND RUNNIN RUNNIN AND RUNNIN RUNNIN
GODDAMN IT KELLY
Shit My Best Friend Says:
” You have to be amazed by everything I say. You’re my best friend. You’re supposed to be proud of me when i take a green shit.”
“I wish I could procrastinate for a living. I’d look that up as a real career option, but you know, tomorrow is another day.”
[When telling my boyfriend something she said.] “You usurping pooper!”
14 Sex Mistakes Real Men Never Make →
snitchesandstitches:
I think they should teach this in sex ed. There would be so many more happy girls in the world.
alcoholicgifts:
every time I read Harry Potter they’re all like,
‘ugh, exams. ugh, assignments. ugh, homework.’
bitch if I went to Hogwarts I’d be like
LA DI DA SEVEN FEET OF PARCHMENT ON GOBLIN ACNE EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL AND NOTHING HURTS I AM SO HAPPY WRITING THAT ESSAY, OH WE HAVE AN EXAM AWESOME LETS GO DO MAGIC.
#truth the fuck out of that
Signs of Age-Related Alzheimer's:
Forgetting Keys
Forgetting Appointments
Getting Lost when you Drive
Anyone else have Alzheimer’s?
I’M HOT. TURN OFF THE HEAT.
Holy Pepperoni
Kelly: I just finished 1/8 readings that need to be read by tomorrow. Do I celebrate with pizza? I brushed my teeth, so that I wouldn't be tempted to munch, but it seems a good cause.
MJ: Lead me not into temptation, bitch, but deliver me an extra large with pepperoni.
My Escape Plan.: mentalfiction: ambientsufffering... →
mentalfiction:
ambientsufffering replied to your post: Made it to Korea.
Atleast you didn’t die a crashy fiery death. Why’s Japan gotta be so far away =(
I know right? The first plane ride from Detroit to Chicago was beyond scary. We were in this little puddle jumper that only had…
Omg. I am so afraid for my flight to Australia. Considering Japan/Australia are only 1 hour apart,...
OHAI!: My boyfriend is Australian →
kellyjolly:
So it’s common knowledge that his accent is sexy. That if he wasn’t so attractive, I’d still date him for the way he says “literature.”
Today, he realizes, with a sly sort of smile, as if paying me some huge compliment:
“I wouldn’t change your accent. I like it so much that…
Men:
Tactful. Eloquent. Intuitive.
My boyfriend is Australian
So it’s common knowledge that his accent is sexy. That if he wasn’t so attractive, I’d still date him for the way he says “literature.”
Today, he realizes, with a sly sort of smile, as if paying me some huge compliment:
“I wouldn’t change your accent. I like it so much that it’s almost sexy.”
Ronda Appreciation Blog '11
alcoholicgifts:
jesseminaj:
I’m eating kettle corn in your honor. Actually, I was already making kettle corn and it doesn’t matter if you like it but I’m dedicating this sweet and salty snack to you.
And Cam’ron.
That’s the last one I have but I wanted to share it with you. I in turn will raise a s’mores cookie in your honor, my friend.
Bitch, melt some marshmallow on that sweet salty...
What if Rihanna's "What's My Name"
drinkyourjuice:
was really a song to her grandmother with Alzheimer’s?
Not so funny anymore, is it?
Oh Nana, what’s my name?
I haven't done an ounce of homework in going on 5...
but my room is clean and smells like cupcakes and a new episode of “COPS” is on Hulu.
So, I live in a dorm surrounded by cottonwood...
It’s January, but the dumbasses downstairs keep my heat on like, 90, so I always open the window. When I came in after my shower, I saw all these terrible brown spiders ALL OVER MY SCREEN. I pretty much did 7 backflips and ran screaming, getting my neighbor to come inspect the hideous situation.
It was just vagrant dead-brown tufts of cottonwood seed caught in my screen.
I need hypnosis or...
This Tumblr app for Blackberry isn't too shabby.
Now I can be antisocial and judgmental in public.
I find it funny
My wonderful friend Erin got tumblr famous for a really insightful post on abortion, and I’m getting tumblr famous for a “Real Housewives of Atlanta” quote.
Look at your life, look at your choices.
Things I have never thought upon seeing a woman in...
drinkyourjuice:
there’s someone who has their life together
Playing Family Feud with Mom:
Name A Good Gift for a Chef:
“Machete.”
What I would give for a British Guy to call me...
imrickmercerbitch:
mcqueens:
dontquityourgayjob:
likeyoumeanitlikeyoudo:
itscauseyoureafuckinelf | et al | accionatnat:
Jim Sturgess called me “love” when I met him so
Christian Coulson called me love when I met him so
i called myself love in a english accent when i looked in my mirror so
i called myself love in a english accent when i looked in my mirror so
i called myself...
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