December 2010
beaming1:
I am currently in love with this...
irtriggerhappy:
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you have been loved by sia
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best idea ever blog
kelly.: when con and i's sex life gets boring, we're totally going to go to a bar and pretend we're different people, and he'll pick me up. i'll wear a trench coat and some slinky dress, so that i can get up and go to the bathroom, come out, and give him the dress.
saracastic: you mean, like, you'd be wearing the trench coat so he wouldn't be able to realise you were naked right away?
kelly.: exactly!
saracastic: did you get that idea from Modern Family?
kelly.: ...yes.
saracastic: that ended terribly! it was not sexy at all! why do you, of all people, think you can pull it off? it'd end SO BADLY for you.
kelly: i'll work on it.
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best boyfriend in the world appreciation blog
kelly. said (2:02 PM): Con, remember, when we get married, that I want a set of ramekins, and a set of clear coffee cups, like in the commercials. But also, when we get rich, I want an Audrey Kawasaki painting and studio lighting. Add that to the list. kthx.
I send him offline messages a lot, and he doesn’t mind.
Also, he keeps an ongoing list of things I won’t remember that I want...
Got an over capacity message from Tumblr.
Definitely accidently let a:
“My dick’s over capacity, so hop the fuck off, Tumblr”
slip in the middle of family time.
Why is it that when I have my headphones in, I think people can’t hear me?
When I draw a person,
theworldwillnevertakemyheart:
bringmethehairspray:
I draw one eye like this
and another one like this:
MY FUCKING LIFE ALWAYS
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
i’m usually like
i'm rick mercer, bitch!: if i were to make a... →
mcqueens:
imrickmercerbitch:
woodenvagina:
imrickmercerbitch:
woodenvagina:
imrickmercerbitch:
would that be a good idea?
or the greatest idea?
Isn’t that mostly bread? So you’re putting bread on bread?
have you ever had stuffing
i feel like if you had…
Fact. Candy + Jeff = Offspring who bring down every party.
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So I was making cookies
and I spilled the vat of Crisco.
It didn’t “spill,” because it’s coagulated vegetable fat, but you know, the can of it went rolling.
And my kitten walked up and started to eat it. And I was so amused that I didn’t stop him.
Two hours later, I hate my life, I hate this kitten, and I hate that I just stepped in puke that smells like baking cookies.
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imrickmercerbitch asked: HOW THE FRIGBALLS WAS I NOT FOLLOWING YOU BEFORE?!
i honestly thought i had been following you for ages! /cripplingshame
ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES WITH A JOKE:
a guy goes to a doctor for a physical.
the doctor says you have to stop masturbating so much.
the guy says why what's it doing?!
the doctor says it's interrupting the fucking physical!
i honestly thought i had been following you for ages! /cripplingshame
ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES WITH A JOKE:
a guy goes to a doctor for a physical.
the doctor says you have to stop masturbating so much.
the guy says why what's it doing?!
the doctor says it's interrupting the fucking physical!
imrickmercerbitch asked: HOW THE FRIGBALLS WAS I NOT FOLLOWING YOU BEFORE?!
i honestly thought i had been following you for ages! /cripplingshame
ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES WITH A JOKE:
a guy goes to a doctor for a physical.
the doctor says you have to stop masturbating so much.
the guy says why what's it doing?!
the doctor says it's interrupting the fucking physical!
i honestly thought i had been following you for ages! /cripplingshame
ACCEPT MY APOLOGIES WITH A JOKE:
a guy goes to a doctor for a physical.
the doctor says you have to stop masturbating so much.
the guy says why what's it doing?!
the doctor says it's interrupting the fucking physical!
That moment when you're reading a book and you...
snapesgrudge:
“These were the lovely bones that had grown around my absence: the connections - sometimes tenuous, sometimes made at great cost, but often magnificent - that happened after I was gone. And I began to see things in a way that let me hold the world without me in it. The events that my death wrought were merely the bones of a body that would become whole at some...
I don't have a blog.
I have an alcoholicgifts reblog.
I've been so absent from tumblr lately.
Tumblr can’t even handle me right now.
certainsadness asked: Merry Christmas! :)
alcoholicgifts asked: MERRY CHRISTMAS, KELLYYYYYYYYY
You are crazy and I adore you.
You are crazy and I adore you.
alcoholicgifts asked: MERRY CHRISTMAS, KELLYYYYYYYYY
You are crazy and I adore you.
You are crazy and I adore you.
certainsadness asked: Merry Christmas! :)
I won't be young for long. →
I won’t be young for long, for I am a thing of her own age, so haste is the word, I’d think, if you find me golden now.
fieryholocaust asked: I pretty much want to move to Ypsi even if I don't get into EMU right away... and like, go to WCC until EMU will let me in (though I have a cumulative of 2.4 and they only require 2.0 to transfer in so I may well get in). I fucking love Ypsi/A2 and I want to be near you!
fieryholocaust asked: I pretty much want to move to Ypsi even if I don't get into EMU right away... and like, go to WCC until EMU will let me in (though I have a cumulative of 2.4 and they only require 2.0 to transfer in so I may well get in). I fucking love Ypsi/A2 and I want to be near you!
fieryholocaust:
Why is it so hard to find an apartment with the following:
two bedrooms
two bathrooms
one of those bathrooms having a stand up shower with a door
washer and dryer IN UNIT
partial utilities included
at least one walk-in-closet
under $700/month
in Ypsilanti
Maybe I’m too picky. I don’t give a shit. I want what I want! ha.
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lol
ily erin
"Where in the song does it say Humpty-Dumpty is an...
I realized Santa wasn't real when I found out the...
which was when my mom sneaked into my room at 2am and attempted to put a SUPER SOAKER under my pillow instead of a quarter.
:|
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Fuck Yeah, Burrow!: First and Last sentences in... →
amandalavadot:
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone First: “Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much.” Last: “‘I’m going to have a lot of fun with Dudley this summer… .’” Harry Potter and the Chamber of…
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Students in London are rioting over an increased...
of 14,000 dollars.
That’s 1/4th of what I pay for year to attend college. 1/2 if you don’t count room & board, (but the major university I attend more or less requires this cost, as commuting is highly discouraged.)
We should be shitting bricks.
We should expect candidates to run on campaign promises that cater to college students.
It’s ignored. Women’s rights,...
