January 2010
Almost Unrecognizable (celebrities, and the... →
kkpurry:
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinteresting.
I had no fucking clue Glenn Close played Gutless.
I love her.
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allisfleeting:
skyeblue:
weareinfinite:
...
I don't want to go running.
I don’t want to go running.
I don’t want to go running.
I don’t want to go running.
I don’t want to go running.
I don’t want to go running.
I don’t want to go running.
I don’t want to go running.
I don’t want to go running.
I don’t want to go running.
I don’t want to go running.
A giant "THANK YOU!" is in order.
fieryholocaust:
mummyfeet:
fieryholocaust:
I just wanted to thank the people who were so supportive to me this morning and today when I was having a really hard time of it.
mcovington, anthropomorphism.
Especially molliethewhipporwill, who almost immediately jumped up and asked me if I needed to talk. Also, babyunicorns, who offered to lend an ear if I needed to talk.
Tumblr is not just a...
Ignore this.
If you didn’t ignore this, this is just a song I need to write music to and keep forgetting, so I think I’ll put it in the place I check the most.
I hadn’t prayed for ‘bout a week, Cause what I had was what I’d need, I was full enough to sleep, The world was soft and made for me. I’d lived a year without my eyes, Left fingerprints on my insides, Had dreams to say, my love was safe In...
A giant "THANK YOU!" is in order.
fieryholocaust:
I just wanted to thank the people who were so supportive to me this morning and today when I was having a really hard time of it.
mcovington, anthropomorphism.
Especially molliethewhipporwill, who almost immediately jumped up and asked me if I needed to talk. Also, babyunicorns, who offered to lend an ear if I needed to talk.
Tumblr is not just a social networking website....
It's that time of the month...
koriannespeaks:
shelovesyounot:
where i tell you all my favorite people to follow, of course <3
happinessisawarmgun
because she is super nice <3
fuckyeahselenagomez
because it’s fuckin’ selena gomez, that’s why
quarterandakiss
because i just started following her, and i already love it.
mandarinoranges
because she likes all my shit :)
ginawriteslove
because she’s super cool....
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iTunes says I've listened to MJ's "Smooth...
Which is a lot, considering I’ve only recently downloaded it, and the second-highest play count on my iTunes is Vivaldi’s “Summer,” which I downloaded in 2007, at 18 plays.
I cannot get tired of it.
Oh, plus, I listened to it on grooveshark about a thousand times. I think I’m going to make it my ringtone.
Right now I’m sitting in the Union, surrounded by...
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Note to Self: Remember that you hid your vibrator...
Thanks, mom, for putting it so neatly on top.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
Jay-Z (3)
Michael Jackson (2)
Girl Talk (2)
Tegan and Sara (1)
Cosmo Jarvis (1)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Yessssss!
If I have to wait until January to go to Australia, at least I GOT A SINGLE IN SOUTH QUAD.
I knew Honors would be good for something.
“I don’t eat lobster, because they’re alive when you kill it.”
– Snookie
happilyeverme:
dsfincannon:
Another song! Two...
The Autobiography of Benjamin Franklin SUCKED.
Couldn’t even finish it.
However,
The Autobiography of Frederick Douglas is haunting, eloquent, and gripping. [Insert NY Times Book Review Adjective Here.]
Just saying.
Seriously, Ben Franklin is a douche. Arrogant—And not even when he deserves it. He’s all: Today I invented the oven and then I saw my friend Ralph, who was a horrible writer and not nearly as good as me in any...
Lady GlubGlub died.
kkpurry:
mummyfeet:
Fuck.
I’m oddly distraught.
Like, legit.
Like, tears.
Fuck.
Are you talking about the fish?
ALREADY?
o.O
Kayla!
Owowowow.
Yes. =[
I swear, I was good to her.
Lady GlubGlub died.
Fuck.
I’m oddly distraught.
Like, legit.
Like, tears.
Fuck.
Guy out on bond for grand theft auto is arrested... →
caro:
Yes, this really happened.
Yo dawg, We heard you like GTA, so we put GTA in your GTA so you can play GTA while you actually commit GTA.
I may or may not have just made a tumblr for my...
Lady GlubGlub has big things in her future.
I got a fish.
I keep naming her.
Kelly.
The Duchess.
The Dutchwoman.
Sacajawea.
But really, I come up with brilliant names. The Woggles? Spedward? Sir Jesus?
Yeah, Sacajawea needs a badass name.
Plus, she’s such a wittle pwincess. She deserves it.
LADY GLUBGLUB.
YES.
Frozen Red Grapes?
Check.
BJEALOUS.
“People always ask me, ‘You have so much confidence. Where did that come from?’...”
–
Gabourey Sidibe in Harper’s Bazaar
(via mamzellestylebook)(via ilovefat)(via abp)(via katoleary)
(via apsies)
(via suicideblonde)
(via heartlesshippie) (via asunlessnight)
onlykismet:
Empire State of Mind - Jay-Z feat....
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I bought my first iTunes album.
“Sainthood” by Tegan and Sara
“Arrow” is really good.
The album as a whole is really actually, more typical girlrock. I like it, there are some real catchy songs and some classically brilliant lyrics, but there is a big block of tracks that are kind of boring and sound more like “The Donnas.” They even sing in low, boring voices, with plain, boring lyrics.
...
Someone explain to me why I can't stop listening...
Hello, Ke$ha. Alicia Keys, gurl, your lyrics make me feel brand new.
Sleep Talkin' Man. →
flickflickflicker:
this is so much fun to read.
Five emotions you never knew you had →
uptheave:
macaroononastick:
starsmending:coruscating:yearslater:victoriaisamess:
Some emotional states only have names in particular languages. Here are some examples:
Fiero (Italian): contented pride in achieving something just for oneself.
Amae (Japanese): the sweet feeling of being dependent on someone else.
Naches (Yiddish): the glow of proud pleasure that only a child can give to its...
“Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin’ in a well, rockin’ in a well,...”
– Heaven
Hello, Grant Heinlein.
I officially
threw away a plate because I didn’t want to wash it.
“He’s her lobster!”
– Friends, “The One with the Prom.” <3
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The world is lazy
but we, we’re just crazy.
So when I’m with you, I have fun.
Yeah, when I’m with you, I have fun.
Yeah, when I’m with you, I have fun.
Yeah, when I’m with you I have fun.
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Yeah, I'm writing a book. Yeah, I have writer's...
Kelly: [bitching about writer’s block.] Devyn: Just write some penis in it. Then things will get MOVIN’. Kelly: …That doesn’t come until the end. And it’s retard penis.
Is it sick that when I sat down to watch "The...
I refused to start it until I bought a vanilla coke, bag of hot-wing flavored chips, and a crunch bar?
Yeah.
It is.
But it tastes SO GOOD.
i can has cheezburger?
No, really.
I want one.
