December 2009
I finished another book. I don't have any left....
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The book store in our mall is going out of business. I am so grateful for the shit economy.
Christmas is really such an ugly time.
Traditions have dissolved and that spoiled ugly person who you thought was ancient and dead is actually you and everything hurts and should be better and would be if only this were so and that were not.
MERRY DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS.
Now, Fourth of July, come quick. Fireworks leave very little room for feeling blah.
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“I would be so pissed if my kids wanted to go see the lights on Christmas after I...”
– Devyn
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"We're out of Grape Nuts... No, what's left is for... →
I don't know who Brittany Murphy was and I don't...
runyourpockets:
sorry.
It’s still sad when a 32 year old dies.
Akinator.com just guessed
“The Man I Secretly Love.”
O.o
It also guessed Victor Mancini, even though I just answered no a thousand times.
Insanity.
KELLY
iwantyourdisease:
When is your break over?
3rd or 4th
Aw, hell.
melodywillbealright:
mummyfeet:
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animaginaryfriend:
mummyfeet:
animaginaryfriend:
Paper Route is opening for Owl City for Adam’s first headlining tour.
I swore the next time Paper Route came to Michigan I would go no matter what, but they’re coming on April 29, and there’s a real possibility I’ll have a final at that time, but I don’t want them to sell out!
And I...
Aw, hell.
melodywillbealright:
animaginaryfriend:
mummyfeet:
animaginaryfriend:
Paper Route is opening for Owl City for Adam’s first headlining tour.
I swore the next time Paper Route came to Michigan I would go no matter what, but they’re coming on April 29, and there’s a real possibility I’ll have a final at that time, but I don’t want them to sell out!
And I have wanted to see Owl City.
And it...
Aw, hell.
animaginaryfriend:
Paper Route is opening for Owl City for Adam’s first headlining tour.
I swore the next time Paper Route came to Michigan I would go no matter what, but they’re coming on April 29, and there’s a real possibility I’ll have a final at that time, but I don’t want them to sell out!
And I have wanted to see Owl City.
And it is only $20. And Lights will be there as well.
I need...
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“I like the way your arms come out of your body.”
– my dad (speaking affectionately to my mother) (via ingridmichaelson)
My stepmom is playing farmville
and my dad is playing facebook Poker.
Stepmom is excited because she rescued a baby calf,
and father is excited because if you win 3 rounds of poker, you can enter a drawing for a macbook.
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When I was younger
I always made my dad make me a poached egg and cocoa wheats, every weekend, without fail. He was the only one who could make them properly.
I’m spending the night at his house, now that finals are over,
and he just came in, in his “snap crackle pop” rice krispie-logoed pajama pants with a mug of hot chocolate.
“That’s the closest I have to cocoa wheats,” he...
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mummyfeet:
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mummyfeet:
has the world’s funniest tumblr.
Follow it.
Figured I’d reblog just so it can be a double reblog/liked post.
because i go too far for humor. look at this. this is already annoying me. why do i go so far for laughter? when i was peeing before i was thinking about how funny it would be to kill myself by drowning in the...
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So my friend Carrie has Burberry perfume,
and whenever I stop in her dorm room, I always spray some on me, because I am in love with it. In love. I am an objectum-sexual.
So apparently last time I sprayed it, I sprayed some on my headphones, and I put my headphone cord in my mouth, (I am an objectum-sexual, after all,) and could taste it.
It’s not the worst thing that could’ve happened.
mummyfeet!
witticisms:
hey there! thanks for following~
You know it! I like your taste in funny.
today, i walked outside and someone fucking threw...
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mummyfeet:
has the world’s funniest tumblr.
Follow it.
Figured I’d reblog just so it can be a double reblog/liked post.
melodywillbealright
has the world’s funniest tumblr.
Follow it.
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I'm sitting next to this good-looking Indian guy...
and he came with 3 dishes of blobs of cream cheese
and 6 bagels.
And I thought:
“What a waste.”
But I was wrong.
He’s just finishing up lucky #6.
Oh
oh
oh
there it goes.
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FACTS:
I crammed for a Polsci test.
I attended maybe 20% of the lectures after the midterm.
I am probably screwed.
What I know now (At 3:00) will be gone by 4:00.
Melbourne is looking bleak.
I need sleep.
FINALS ARE ALMOST OVER.